So, here I am walking down the beach when out of the corner of my eye I see something that can only be described as the world’s largest Cameltoes ever seen on two people in the history of the world. These two ladies almost looked like beached whales lying in the sand. Their bikini bottoms were pulled up around a couple mounds of pussy flesh that could cover a small field in the rain if they were let out. The enormous size of these pussies would have had grown men running in fear for their lives if they were ever let loose upon the civilizations of the world.

Now, I like Cameltoes as much as the next guy but these things were so monstrous that it surprises me there hasn’t been a horror movie made about them. I could just imagine them snapping loose from their bikinis and terrorizing the beach population, starting inland for greater conquests and fresh meat. It was like the material from the bikini was the only thing stopping mass devastation and ultimate death of all those around. You might think I am being a bit hard on these two ladies but what I tell you is the absolute truth.

Some people should not let their Cameltoes out in public and these two ladies should be staying at home or wearing lead boxes around their waists to protect people’s eyesight from having to even glance at something so horrid. There must have been fifty people around them who were trying so hard not to stare into the void of their pussies, but unable to do so, and you would think they would have been embarrassed by it all. In fact, they seemed to be a bit proud of what they had brought with them to the beach as they kept scratching it like it was a playful kitten.

I think if you have Cameltoes as big and gnarly as the ones witnessed that day on the beach, you should be sent into the mountains. There you will learn to cope without being around any people but yourselves and you will have to learn how to wear clothing appropriate to the size of your pussy. It’s the only safe thing to do for those innocent people that have to look in your general direction without wanting to tear their own eyes out with sharp pointed sticks afterwards.